Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the bizarre and beautiful world of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure! It's a wild ride with more twists than a pretzel factory, and honestly, getting started can feel like deciphering ancient hieroglyphs. But fear not! We'll get through this together.
The Official, No-Nonsense (Okay, Maybe a Little Nonsense) Watch Order
So, you want to experience the epic saga of the Joestar family, battling vampires, ancient gods, and fashion-challenged stand users? Then you've come to the right place.
Part 1: Phantom Blood
First up is Phantom Blood. This is where it all starts, way back in Victorian England. Think top hats, cobblestone streets, and a whole lotta "SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE!"
It's relatively short, clocking in at only 9 episodes, so you can power through it pretty quickly. Consider it your JoJo's appetizer; it sets the stage for everything that comes next.
Part 2: Battle Tendency
Next, we jump forward in time to the 1930s for Battle Tendency! Joseph Joestar, the ultimate prankster and master of improvisation, takes center stage.
This part is arguably where JoJo really finds its footing, becoming the flamboyant, action-packed spectacle we all know and love. Get ready for buff dudes, ancient beings, and some seriously creative fighting strategies.
Part 3: Stardust Crusaders
Prepare for a road trip! Stardust Crusaders takes us around the world with Jotaro Kujo and his crew as they journey to defeat Dio Brando. This is where Stands are introduced, and oh boy, are they a game changer.
With 48 episodes, it's the longest part, but trust me, it's worth every single second. Expect a barrage of iconic characters, epic battles, and enough posing to make a supermodel jealous. If you survive Part 3, then congratulations! You're a certified JoJo fan!
Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable
Time for a change of pace! Diamond is Unbreakable takes place in the peaceful (but secretly bizarre) town of Morioh. This part is like a slice-of-life anime with a healthy dose of stand battles and a truly memorable villain.
Josuke Higashikata, with his amazing hair and even more amazing stand, Crazy Diamond, is a JoJo for the ages. Don't let the seemingly mundane setting fool you, things get wild.
Part 5: Golden Wind
Arrivederci! Golden Wind transports us to Italy, where Giorno Giovanna, Dio's son (yes, you read that right!), sets out to become a gangster. This part is stylish, action-packed, and dripping with Italian flair.
Get ready for some truly unique stand abilities and battles that are as strategic as they are over-the-top. And let's not forget the memes! Oh, the memes!
Part 6: Stone Ocean
It's prison time! Stone Ocean follows Jolyne Cujoh, Jotaro's daughter, as she fights for her freedom and her father's life in a Florida prison. This is the only part where the main character is female.
This part is a wild ride with complex characters and a plot that will keep you guessing until the very end. Plus, prison stands are a whole new level of terrifying!
Part 7: Steel Ball Run
Now we're entering a completely different universe! Steel Ball Run is a Wild West-themed race across America with cowboys, stand users, and a whole lot of sand. The story is completely different than the previous parts.
While this hasn't been animated yet, it's widely considered one of the best parts of JoJo. Prepare to be blown away by the characters, the story, and the sheer scale of the adventure when it does get animated.
Part 8: JoJolion
Finally, we have JoJolion, which continues the alternate universe storyline. It's set in Morioh again, but a different, even weirder version of Morioh. Imagine trying to explain JoJolion to someone who's never seen JoJo. Good luck!
Also not animated yet, it's another complex and fascinating story with unforgettable characters and bizarre stands. But hey, you made it through all the other parts, right? You're practically a JoJo expert now!
So there you have it! The definitive, slightly exaggerated, but totally accurate guide to watching JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Now go forth and embrace the bizarre! You might want to invest in a good neck brace because you're going to be doing a lot of head-tilting in confusion and delight!
