Ever feel like your Destiny 2 Guardian is just...there? Like they're attending a galactic party but brought the wrong cheese and crackers? Fear not, fellow Guardian! We're about to inject some serious flavor into their existence. Let's make them legendary, unforgettable, the talk of the Tower!
Step 1: Embrace the Fashion Disaster (Strategically)
Forget matching armor sets. We're aiming for "so bad it's good." Think neon green shaders on bulky Titan armor, or a Hunter rocking a mismatched cloak with clashing ornaments.
The key is confidence. Own that space banana look. Someone's gotta break the mold, right?
Sub-Step: The One-Off Exotic
Always, and I mean always, wear an Exotic armor piece that absolutely doesn't synergize with your build. For a Void Warlock, maybe the Crest of Alpha Lupi (that's a Titan exotic by the way) would be a good fit. You're not aiming for efficiency, you're aiming for confusion.
Step 2: Weapon Choices: Pure Chaos
Meta? What's meta? We're crafting our own meta, one wildly inefficient weapon at a time. Forget sniper rifles and shotguns; it's time for sidearms and auto rifles in Gambit.
Embrace the underdogs. Love the weapons everyone else forgot about. Make that Traveler's Chosen your go-to for everything. You'll be surprised with it in some situations.
Sub-Step: The Special Ammo Conundrum
Never, ever, EVER use a special ammo weapon effectively. Burn through your entire reserves on a single thrall. The key here is inefficiency, not elimination.
Step 3: The Art of the Misplay
We're talking about perfectly timed jumps off cliffs, activating your Super at the exact moment you're sniped, and constantly walking into enemy fire. It's an art form, really.
Master the backpedal. It's a crucial skill for retreating into enemy fire and ensuring maximum comedic effect. Always position yourself to be blown up hilariously.
Sub-Step: The Lost Sector Speedrun (Gone Wrong)
Attempt a Legend Lost Sector solo with a power level significantly lower than recommended. Bonus points if you use the aforementioned terrible weapon loadout and fashion disaster ensemble. The point is not success. The point is spectacular failure.
Step 4: The Social Butterfly (But Make it Awkward)
Spam emotes in crucial moments, send random friend requests to people you played one Crucible match with, and start every conversation with "Did you know Telesto is still broken?"
Never skip the dance party at the Tower. Even if you're the only one there. Especially if you're the only one there. Really commit to it!
Sub-Step: The Voice Chat Adventure
If you dare, jump into a voice chat and regale everyone with your detailed analysis of the shader economy. Or maybe just sing your favorite sea shanty. Whatever feels right...ly awkward!
Step 5: Above All, Have Fun!
Ultimately, Destiny 2 is about having a good time. Embrace the silliness. Lean into the chaos. Remember, the most unloved Guardian is often the most memorable.
So go forth, Guardians! Be bold. Be brash. Be beautifully, hilariously, unloved. The universe (and your fireteam) will thank you for it. Embrace the void, my friend. Embrace the void.
